"Dad (Noun):
1. Man who loves, provides, and protects his family at all times
2. Advice giver, coach, instruction manual reader, fixer
3. The one with photos in his wallet where money used to be
"Mom (Noun):
1. Woman who loves and cares for her family unconditionally
2. Teacher, cook, doctor, taxi-driver, supporter
3. The one who does the work of twenty...for free!"
